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Why Didn't I Think of That – A Poem by Stan Morrison

I have no original thoughts in my head
even that idea is something that I read
I plagiarize from every possible source
favoring mostly the obscure of course
I never grow tired of being admired
without an original thought in my head
I can’t recall what it was that I said.

The Avian – A Poem by JD DeHart

Squawking, he put himself
into feathers, strutting
in his bold and vibrant
plumage.
He used to be a normal
man with back problems,
but now he chirps and props
himself up on perches.
He parrots other people’s
words back to them.
Some day he will migrate.

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Unless | Angelica Fuse

I will be
yours until
the day
we expire
unless
you discover
my secret
plans
my control
panel inside
my alien
mind
or insist
on modern
decor.

Unbirthday | Stan Morrison

There’s nothing to do or say
it’s no one’s birthday today
no one’ll come out to play
there’ll be no presents or cake
there’re no party favors to take
‘cause it’s nobody’s birthday today
No party games to play
no piñata’s gonna sway
no ice cream, cream soda, candy
no pretzels, nuts, no pecan sandy
it’s no one’s birthday here today
I’m gonna go home right a way
‘cause I no longer wanna stay
I’ll go home and read a book
figure out something I can cook
until it’s someone’s birthday someday
Indigestion from too many French desserts: the wrath of crepes

My Mask | Sawyer Carpenter

My mask is my alias
I always put it on
before I go out in public.
It has a natural ability
to block harmful UV rays,
along with nosy questions.

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