silly poems

Nine Odd Haiku | Denny E. Marshall

knew had chance
name of new zine
rejection

don’t like things
that spin
removed from earth

timber area
internet usage triples
it’s login season

super computer
lightning fast and powerful
cape could be better

train station nary
locomotives on steel tracks
never seem to move

new pro football team
doubt they go to super bowl
they pick the name punts

strike long metal blade
on the thick stone prison wall
penn stronger than sword

university
offers three hundred degrees
must be an oven

the strict judge gave him
punishment of death sentence
ask, commas allowed?

Homage to Audrey Geisel | Stan Morrison

I think its quite imposs-terous
Yes, it’s totally hippo-posterous
To take your pet rhinosaurus
Riding in a flying saucer-ous
It’s like you’re flying in a rocket
And suddenly losing as sprocket
Then finding one in your pocket
I’d like to keep this whole thing real
Let’s take a ride in the Seuss-mobile

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