Charles Schwab says he knows
how to make your money grow
faster than the rate of inflation
ahead of the slobs of the nation
such legendary fiduciary acumen
turns Chuck into a super human
truth is he’s not really a person
same for Merrill Lynch Shearson
the graphs printed in their brochures
pure financial fiction that’s for sure
just send the money in, watch it grow online
it’s safe with Charlie, nearly very single time