I never fell for that Tooth Fairy nonsense
Anyone could use some pocket change
Ditto for fat Santa and the Easter Bunny
We all want the toys and chocolate eggs
Don’t ever say no until you’ve reflected
There’s an advantage for you, so take it
Simulate a version of personal integrity
A big smile to coast past the nonsense
Never show them any lingering doubts
Be patient, goodies will come your way
The world can definitely be your oyster
All you need is the right sort of shucker.
