Ug say cavemen need bigger clubs
Clubs hit good
Hit animal get food
Hit plant get side salad
Hit other caveman if not same
Ug define not same
As too weak to use club
Ug define not same
As too lazy to use club
Ug define not same
As prefer company of other caveman
Ug say no food
For caveman who not use club
Ug say no help
For caveman weak or hurt
Ug define weak or hurt
As freeloader
Audience scratch heads
Ug thump club on ground
Freeloaders bad
Freeloaders drain on resources
Freeloaders worse than immigrants
Audience scratch heads
Ug thump club on ground
Immigrants come from other cave
Take our jobs
Audience thump own clubs on ground
Fists in air
Down with freeloaders
Down with immigrants
Ug say scratch X on stone
Vote Ug