Everything I do is always right
So when I speak or offer advice
Keep you mouth shut, be polite
The losers always hit a dry spell
But my word’s the holy gospel
The word perfection underserves me
No one on earth really deserves me
There’s one thing that I still don’t get
Why hasn’t my divinity caught on yet
Even if you prove I’m wrong
When your memory has gone
I’ll finally be vindicated
Just as I have indicted
ALWAYS RIGHT!
While you easily see my lies on video tapes
Some alternative facts provide quick escapes
With endless insults and distortions
I blow the trivial out of all proportion
You’ll never know what I own or owe
You can’t figure out which way to go
impeach, arrest or just surrender
Colliding with me’ll be your worst fender bender
What serves me best as we roll along
I’m always right, you’re always wrong!
I bless the United States of America.
Amen.
